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Badlands Season 3 - Orclands Conference Game #1

Whut a crazy game to open da season. Twoo (2) Blitzes on da kick-off table, Foor (4) bribes handed out plus da Foor (4) both coaches brought into da game. Da greedy ref ate Tree (3) of da PropellaHeadz bribes and only let Mr. Pringles stay on da pitch after a seengil (1) foul. Was a good foul dough, KO'd Chaka who didn't come back until T16. Lazy orc :( Mr. Pringles also heroically blitzed Psycho who had stolen da ball, and hurt him for da game. Apo had already been used to patch up Yomama, but no regrets bout dat. Wrecker scooped up da loose ball and scored. Da Anchor continues to make da coach cry in his fungus beer, and The Druck had a disappointing first half but made up for it in da second. Da few fouls dat happened before Cooper took da pitch were pathetic, but after a warm-up stun Crash picked up where he left off last season. Da 'Not in da face Bootiful Cup' winner looks to defend his title. Da coach of da PropellaHeadz could be heard shouting 'Damn you, Cooper' several times. Ripper was worth every copper spent, but Morg wasn't worth his weight in tin. Fans and da PropellaHeadz were chanting for his death by da end of da match but he disappointed dem yet again. Game ended with another Ripper CAS, dis time he killed Mangler Thomas. Da fanz luved it, and da Maniorx were proud to see Mangler go out in such a glorious fashion. He will be remembered, he was a good line orc.

Tanks for da game, dabassman. Very happy to get da win and to see da season starting so well. Good luck da rest of da way.”