“Oh lord, what a total buffoon.

He was crying like hell in Spanish. I can only remember only 1 other guy that cried to that level. 3 or 4 turns in, first casualty to me, and he's whinging non stop about how he hasn't killed a hobgoblin yet. It got so bad that I turned to Google translate to egg him on a bit ("stop crying" etc).

Then he starts stalling in his turns - as in, completing the turns then letting the clock run out whilst chatting total garbage (most of which, honestly, I couldn't understand). Eventually my translated responses become insults but I think he insulted me first, not sure really. It got very rude at this point between us, which was amusing for a while but then got boring after 25 minutes of his nonsense.

Meanwhile, I fail to score on a failed 2+ dodge. A tad unlucky, probably avoidable, whatever... standard BB. Then a 2nd half which he gets a lot of breaks - 10 dice on the ball without a pow for one, a baseline kick and blitz on the return kick off for another. Which is fine, who cares, right? However it is more than a bit annoying when he's going on and on and on in Spanish with childish insults (e.g. noob - really!) and continuing immature stunts like stalling the clock.

Not only that but he was not right in the head. He insisted I got lucky with a 5+ dodge when it was a 4+ dodge - as stated clearly in the dice log.

Honestly, I would stay away from this guy. Then again, he's conceded 7 times in his last 17 games, so (like any BB game) it's the luck of the dice as to whether you get to suffer a complete idiot or get some easy SPP.

------

You called me a mother f-er in Spanish. I merely retorted your insult. Hey, that's cool. You can say it but can't take it, I get it.

Oh, and posting several pages of whining about dice, regardless of language, is considered crying in almost any player's book. Don't want to be told to stop crying? Stop crying then!

I harbour no grudges. ;)”