“The Brills faced a fresh\dead faced Vampire team today and it was an uphill struggle. Despite a couple of valiant attempts at heaving the ball downfield the Undead and their unfortunate lackeys were too well drilled for the Sunday league Brills. Duples led his players with great aplomb. Respect. T. Spikes watched the game from the sidelines nursing his hip and sipping on a lemsip. The team bus broke down on the way home too. Morale is low.”
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