“Th' shipwrecks show off thar' amazin' talent once again.
Th' First half saw th' lads run rings around them thar' Dwarven players. Th' Dwarves claim they don't be knowin' they meant t' playin' th' ball but it be a blatant bluff on thar' part. Pipes run both th' touchdowns o' th' half.
Th' second half saw us have a harder time o' things as th' Dwarves held us back with some nice blockin'. They even managed t' run a touchdown past us by th' end.
Although everyone includin' me be thinkin' th' game be over. but th' lads stole a step on them thar' slow witted good fer nothin' Dwarves and th' lads managed t' push Little Vito in t' scorin' range. A fine pass by yours truly and a strained run saw him cross th' line with barely a second left on th' clock.
I've never been seein' such a quick touchdown in all me years playin' Grind Ball.
Me eldest wont be lettin' me hear th' end o' this now. Why she married that lily livered fop I'll never know."”
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Th' First half saw th' lads run rings around them thar' Dwarven players. Th' Dwarves claim they don't be knowin' they meant t' playin' th' ball but it be a blatant bluff on thar' part. Pipes run both th' touchdowns o' th' half.
Th' second half saw us have a harder time o' things as th' Dwarves held us back with some nice blockin'. They even managed t' run a touchdown past us by th' end.
Although everyone includin' me be thinkin' th' game be over. but th' lads stole a step on them thar' slow witted good fer nothin' Dwarves and th' lads managed t' push Little Vito in t' scorin' range. A fine pass by yours truly and a strained run saw him cross th' line with barely a second left on th' clock.
I've never been seein' such a quick touchdown in all me years playin' Grind Ball.
Me eldest wont be lettin' me hear th' end o' this now. Why she married that lily livered fop I'll never know."”