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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2015-02-01 00:03:27
Elven Union TV 1500k+50k
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40k
18000
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1/0/0
Inducements: 1 bribe, Card Inertia Damper
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
5
-
1
21
116
1
36
38
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
1
-
1
7
94
-
20
27
2
#4 Uthaestor – Fractured Arm (MNG)
#5 Tarachanar – Groin Strain (MNG)
#11 Pephennas – Dead (RIP)
I be in jubilant mood this here fine snowy evenin'. As I be leadin' me boys t' a great victory over th' Pearls.
We be settin' out with a great game plan which we be pullin' off t' perfection. I be tellin' me crew we be needin' t' take out them thar' catchers, 'n if we be doin' that it be smooth sailin'.
I be leadin' th' charge takin' out Tarachanar before th' Elves be knowin' whats happenin'. 'n Vito be knockin' out Cúthor with a great block.
At this point I be takin' a right hard knock on me head 'n had t' be patched up by th' ships surgeon. But by now th' lads be well in control o' th' game.
Constante then takes out th' formidable Uthaestor who be stoppin' breathin' fer th' briefest o' moments. Thar' surgeon sure be earnin' his wage t'day. Although he will still have t' be missin' th' Pearls next game.
Them thar' Elves almost be gettin' back int' things after a slip by Vito, but we be havin' th' numbers on them 'n recovered t' get th' ball back t' Pipes fer th' touchdown.
Th' second half see us hassle them Elves int' a corner where Constante becomes a thorn in th' side o' th' Elven team. In th' end them thar' Elves be havin' nowhere t' go 'n Constante pops th' ball free 'n runs clear int' th' Elven half. Thar be just time fer me t' injure another one o' them thar' Elven fishwives before Constante runs in th' touchdown.
Celebrations will be goin' all week in th' Lonely Grub if ye be passin' 'n th' drinks be on me. 'n if ye be really lucky I be lettin' ye touch some o' me new muscles.”