“What the hell am I supposed to do with Master Tree? This guy has a big, big problem.

Everything's started the last time he played against the Cranberries. Bob Strongroots was still alive, and Master Tree couldn't believe a legend with more SPP was on the pitch. He got berserk during that game. On the first opportunity, he blitzed Howie, dodged into several tackle zones, and perm'ed him, forcing him to use another potion.

Bob Strongroots died soon after, and Master Tree became depressed. Not once but twice in the next 10 games he tried to commit suicide on the pitch, and he wouldn't be playing with the Sammiches if it wasn't for the gardener of the team - err... the apo, or whatever.

And he's done it again against Utep. He couldn't injure him so he went berserk... again... and started killing random Khemris. He tried everything. He even used the top star of the team as a cannon ball to get rid of Utep, but nope, the guy survived. The fans however seems to have enjoyed his performance: he was designated MVP.

Thanks for the game, and grats on the 300th TD!”