“On this, the First day of Vorgeheim, the Koalified crew were challenged by the storied Xhotl Sun Gods. It was to be a day of celebration for the Slann team's Coach who claimed that today's match was his 1000th - quite the achievement!
Now, a famed general once claimed that "Quantity has a quality all it's own"; In this particular instance, however, the Sun Gods' coach proved the exception. Perhaps it was the pressure of such a landmark game. Perhaps the team had travelled overlong, and was out of practice. Whatever the reason, Coach Luo's boys were more than Koalified to take the victory.

In the post game press-conference, 'Nutsy' Metzger caused quite a stir when he remarked: "...so we ruined some guys 1000th game...Sod him..."

Koalified as they may be, such a brusque attitude will be sure to bring trouble..!”