“Dear Don,

Today we won again, but this time it got a little personal. We took the opportunity to punish those humans that cause us some delays over the dock and used everything in the books to make theire team look like the fools they are. We bribed some hooligans to invade the pitch and stun their thrower. We used ball magnet to attract if when it fell from hte ball cariers hands. We hypnotizd the ogre on crucial moments. But as over the docks, those are sartosan humans, the meaniest i know. So it was a struggle and we couldnt stop one td. In the end i had to make their thrower believe we had his girl so he'd ... "forgot" to score in the last seconds of the game, invoking the dangers af the snow.

More importantly we have managed to influence the bookies and make the humans look favorite. So their loss seems even more humiliating AND we won a ton of money, again. Our treasure chest is full, i suggest we extend some of our local business.

Your ever loyal,

Coach Patator”