“Match Highlights:
The Shaolins’ coach has clearly bribed the U-dogs kicker as the kick lands right in the hands of the waiting and un marked ghoul ‘Inspectah Deck’ who tucks in behind his teams blocking line for a classic undead 8-turn TD. First half score 1-0 to the Shaolins.

The restart and last turn of the half goes well for the U-dogs with Gerald taking down one of the Shaolins’ mummies (Smashed collar bone), potentially evening the odds a little for the second half.

U-dogs receive and form a cage around Squee-kee, that is almost immediately broken by the superior blocking skills of the Shaolin. Shaolin have the ball and the stage is set for another grind down the field for a second and match winning 8 turn touchdown. In a clear act of retribution for the injury to their Mummy the Shaolin group foul Gerald smashing his ankle and putting him out for the rest of the match. However, with so many of the Shaolin playing trampoline on Gerald’s head the U-dogs manage to set up a crowd surf on the remaining Shaolin Mummy only regen saves him from becoming the third ST5 casualty of the match.

Meanwhile woeful ball handling by the Shaolin ment they have made -2 yards progress since retrieving the ball 3 turns ago and time is looking tight for their second score. The U-dogs keep throwing tacklezones onto the Shaolin ball carrier, pinning the box at the halfway line and preventing the second TD.

Final score 1-0 to Shaolins Finest, but the U-dogs held a superior team to 0-0 in the second half and achieved atleast parity on the SIs, with all 3 of the high ST players who started the game being put down as casualties. The down side of which is I will have to play my next game without a Troll.
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