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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2004-06-08 17:32:26
70k
0/0/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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1
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1
7
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
2
1
-
1
15
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“The players in Grossi team went on the field sure of an easy victory on the short guys. When the miners came on the field to face them started to grow some doubts. Those little guys were full covered with hard metal armours. The orcs were pushing the dorfs the dorfs were pushing the orcs. A big melee fight in the middle of field, no real advance for either team. Meanwhile their coach was drinking vodka as usual.
At the end of first half 0-0 and Me wut? with a black eye refusing to go back scared by the dorfs metal fists.
In a rare moment of lucidity the coach talked to Ossa and Fromboliere "stop to bash get the ball and score a TD !"
Well, they followed the instruction and so after few Orcs were 1-0. The coach did finish vodka bottle and started a new one, totally drunk decide to send the doc to try save a gobbos life.. He gained 2 black eyes as thanks by his team at the end of match.
What to say, dwarves tried, but orcs line didnt breaked and couple of unlucky inconveninets gave to Ossa the chance to double. The match did end on 2-0 for Grossi, a match were both team tried in any way to break opposing lnee from first turn to last one with no real success.
Grossi,Brutti e Cattivi are happy to have won, but started an intensive blocking training and refuse to face again dorfs for now.”
At the end of first half 0-0 and Me wut? with a black eye refusing to go back scared by the dorfs metal fists.
In a rare moment of lucidity the coach talked to Ossa and Fromboliere "stop to bash get the ball and score a TD !"
Well, they followed the instruction and so after few Orcs were 1-0. The coach did finish vodka bottle and started a new one, totally drunk decide to send the doc to try save a gobbos life.. He gained 2 black eyes as thanks by his team at the end of match.
What to say, dwarves tried, but orcs line didnt breaked and couple of unlucky inconveninets gave to Ossa the chance to double. The match did end on 2-0 for Grossi, a match were both team tried in any way to break opposing lnee from first turn to last one with no real success.
Grossi,Brutti e Cattivi are happy to have won, but started an intensive blocking training and refuse to face again dorfs for now.”
The dwarves were punished with bad luck for all the schemes they did earlier on in the season and the longbeards were getting knocked over like they were blocking a brick wall. The Prospectors were beaten in every part of play and the 4 Orc Blitzers were top-class this game. A courageous goal line stand prevented the game becoming an embarassing walkover for the miners.
Brilliantly coaching from Orc Warboss Celeloth and the Dwarf coach Bardurnon, staggering about on the sidelines singing and smelling of liquor, really needs to whip these slackers into rigorous training if they want to go for the big treasure winnings.
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