“What a fun yet disastrous game. I don't think I have ever had a rougher start to season.

Why I lost
Three reasons cost me this game. First was the fans. Hard to get a bunch of angry apes to cooperate when 10,000 people are chanting in language not meant for mortal ears. While our fans were a bunch of warpstone addicted hippies. Second was of course Nuffle. I had grown weak and complacent and his wrath was swift for my negligence. The most important reason I lost this game was that Wex is a better coach then I am and outplayed me. He never gave me more then a the barest slivers of opportunities. If I had to rate my coaching ability to his, everything else being even it would a 7:3 match-up in his favor.

Plays of the Game
Turn 3 first half, the Cardinal of Corruption through a complex series of rude gestures and passing wind converts Iwazaru, a young impressionable bonobo, to Nurgle worship.

Turn 4 Second Half, Amaroq manages a dodge, and pick up into a tacklezone followed by a Long Bomb pass. Though it ends up not being caught since Michael Freedape's eyes had crusted over from the nurgle smell. In celebration Amaroq was surfed into the crowd where they politely tried to remove his scalp.

Player of the game
Vicar Vectori the Pestigor. Did everything you want a pestigor to do and ends up with 11 spp by the end of the game.

Post Game Whining
Iwazaru abuses the I will rip you arms off if you don't let me leave clause of its contract and jumps ship to Priori Nurgen. Looking forward to a stiff drink after the game I find that I have been charged additional service fees for the cost of getting ape blood out of the stadium seats leaving only 10k in payout. No SPP, no money, and down a player. Time for game 2!”