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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2016-01-23 14:19:33
TV 2240k Dark Elf
2
Winnings 70k (-40000)
14000 Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/1/0
Inducements:
Human TV 1860k+360k
0
60k (-10000) Winnings
Spectators 16000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor -1
0/0/1 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bribe, 1 wizard, Star player Helmut Wulf
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
1
-
#2
-
1
-
-
-
1
16
6
4
7
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
4
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
6
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
2
-
#7
1
-
-
-
-
3
16
-
5
1
-
#8
-
-
-
-
1
5
12
-
-
8
-
#9
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
1
2
3
1
#10
1
-
-
-
-
3
16
-
26
3
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
3
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
4
-
TOTALS
2
1
1
-
1
14
163
7
37
45
1

#8 Sir Trevor McChokehold VIII – Dead (RIP)
News Team Stuffs the Right

Despite Axeman going on strike, and generally refusing to play after getting knocked out by a chainsaw, the News Team was able to gradually stifle and strangle the play out of the humans. Hulk Hogan was a big factor in helping, spending many a turn sitting there drooling, or rolling double skulls, though he did attempt to even the score by straight up killing Trevor McChokehold and even catching a bouncing ball that we'd slapped out of human hands.

ONWARDS TO ROUND THREE and probably death to lizards oh god
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
2
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
6
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
10
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
8
-
#6
-
1
-
-
-
1
13
-1
-
-
-
#7
-
-
-
-
1
5
16
-
-
6
1
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
5
1
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
1
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
1
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
4
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
10
5
-
#15
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
8
-
#90
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
1
2
TOTALS
-
1
1
-
1
8
164
-1
10
57
4

#10 Kevin MacDonald – Damaged Back (NI)
Give em lizards hell.

Not too much to comment here on our side.

We were feeling rusty after a too long break and yes, simply drooling on the field... no excuses on that, but maybe they put something on our drinks?

Hulk has made a public statement and apologized everything... Andrew is still refusing to give any interviews to any big media.

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Oh, and congrats on Trevor on winning the MVP.
 
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