“A curious game. The rats had clearly been munching the warpstone prior to this encounter as they seemed much more concerned with performing an odd st. vitus dance, rather than causing any cas to my snotlings. At half time the cas count was 2-0 in the ogre's favour but the score was 2-1 against. However the ogres were receiving so hopes were high for at least a draw...

However it was not to be. The ogres didn't even have enough time to clear the ball from their own half before the rats were on it (aided by liberal sprinklings of bonehead). Niels tripped while going for it on a blitz, used the reroll and then proceeded to double skull leaving the ball open for the dancing gutter runner to waltz through. 3-1.

Then the ogres get serious, removing 4 players in the space of two turns through intricate crowd surfs and delicate application of ogre to the face! But lo! what ag4 bulls**t is this. A gutter runner sneaks the ball and passes to the loner who is able to dance that ball over the line after an ogre trips over his own feet. Nonsense!

Bonehead failure count: 16/64 = 1/4
Ongoing failure count: 49/273 = 1/5.6”