“The ancient battle of Dwarf v Goblin taking place on the field of battle, what could be better.

The game started with all the gobo toys on the field and a wizard standing on the side line however things turned sour quickly.

WhizWhiz just couldn't seem to slice through the Dwarf armour and the little fat men made a mad dash down the side. The wizard paniced and fluffed his lines whilst the rest of the team just got generally confused. Lobbit couldn't hit the back of a barn door, WhizWhiz left the field for a rest and Twirlot twirled aimlessly. At one nil down with one turn left in the first half things were bleak.

Suddenly though things change quickly. WhizWhiz back on the field set the standard slicing through a blitzer. Next Badger picked up Ben and without eating him lobbed him as far as he could. Ben soared through the air and past the Dwarf line for an easy score. 1-1 at half time and a man up.

The second half was more of the same as the Gobbos grew in confidence taking out Dwarves in a steady flow. Despite Tigar getting cocky on more than one occasion the winds of luck were in his favour as he managed to recover the ball each time before finally scoring to win the match 2-1.

Totally outplayed, totally clueless but winners once again. WhizWhizBangBang march on.”