“Last time we faced orcs in a 'friendly' game, it didn't end so well. These time, we allowed the greenskins to have a token TD so they wouldn't kill anyone. But they did claim Vincent Fastrock twice - 1 KO on T1 and then the Broken Neck on T8 just as he came back from the KO box.

Otherwise, it was a pretty safe game. We only had 8 to 9 players most of the time but it was nice having the extra apo and the babe did help a lot. Nicholas Weakfist has been renamed Weakfoul - seriously, you can't even hurt a goblin with 3 assists? Magee and Beckham continue to show why this is 'their' team, but it will be good having Keane back. Zardes showed some promise and Zachary Dirtystone (aka Sean Franklin) managed to make it to T15 before getting KO'd again.

Thanks for not killing anyone, though it wasn't for lack of trying.”