“Desperate for more success, the Outlaws' coach gave up on trying to appeal to his players' pride for a better effort, and instead hired a halfling chef. Not only was the Outlaws' morale immensely boosted for the first half, the Elders were clearly distracted. This smelled like something mother Slaanesh used to cook! The confusion translated to many tripped up dodges, fail blocks, unanticipated hits from minotaurs and much more nastyness for the Elders. Needless to say, the Outlaws were happy to take a 'W' home, and enjoy lovely food on the ride home.”
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