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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2016-08-28 18:18:59
TV 1320k+50k High Elf
1
30k
10000
+1
1/0/0
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
4
1
-
1
14
135
8
26
24
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
3
-
1
15
178
3
38
60
-
“Jim: So Generator, you were at the goal-line, about to score, at the end of the first half when you suddenly became dumbfounded. What happened there?
Generator: Ogre babe, she winking at me. Me want to score w/ her not football!
Bob: So you tripped, failing to score, at the end of the game, as well, when you should have easily broken the tackle of that puny elf thrower. That lost the game for you team. What do you have to say about that play? Let me guess, it was that ogre babe winking again eh?
Generator: Grrrrrr
Bob: GULP!”
Generator: Ogre babe, she winking at me. Me want to score w/ her not football!
Bob: So you tripped, failing to score, at the end of the game, as well, when you should have easily broken the tackle of that puny elf thrower. That lost the game for you team. What do you have to say about that play? Let me guess, it was that ogre babe winking again eh?
Generator: Grrrrrr
Bob: GULP!”
Waddell: It's Mr. Waddell for you filthy peasants. Never forget it.
Bob: Yeah, anyway, 'Mr. Waddell', you were blessed with a couple of poor plays by the legendary Ogre Wilhelm Amper'e that ultimately cost your opponent the game. Is it safe to say that Nuffle decided to help you tonight?
Waddell: To an halfwit like you, Bob, it might seem only blind luck. But a gentleman like me knows that luck helps those who make it for themselves. And have, ah-hem, the means to make it happen.
Bob: So it's utterly by chance that the babe you hired for the game happened to be an Ogre female?
Waddell:...no comment.”