“The hopes were high on the Blijdorp side for this match. A third consecutive victory was the aim. Due to two losses of their arch rivals 1860 München this could give the Blijdorp an advantage of 6 points. Full of confidence the monkeys entered the pitch.

The first half started with Borussia Orcmund on offense. Orcmund tried the left wing, but found frenzy Bonaventure Kalou on their tail, throwing a 4 dice block on ball carrier Henry Mickeysomething. Blodger Henry was not impressed and stayed on his feet. Blijdorp continued to press the ball forcing a quick score in turn 3.

In the return drive of Blijdorp, it turned out pretty bloody for Orcmund. Mathis Bumblebees got killed (but the apo saved him), Sokratis Papaunspeakable badly hurt, Matthias Genite knocked out, and Swan Bender surfed into the crowd. The few remaining Orcmund players could not stop the advancement of Blijdorp, and Chimp Gabor Bábos could run in the 1-1 in turn 8.

With even bigger confidence, one might even call it arrogance, Blijdorp started the 2nd half, totally convinced they could win this match with 2-1. The drive evolved into a massive fight near the LoS. Then, in turn 3, Orc Blitzer Okay Gündogan managed to place a -2D block on Blijdorp ball carrier Pierre van Hooijdonk and strip balled him. With a spectacular move, Black Orc Mathis Bumblebees caught the scattering ball, survived 6 block dices in the subsequent turn and 4+ dodged away into safety. Blijdorp was flabbergasted by this outstanding performance. The whole crowd stood up to support Orcmund in their spectacular defensive drive. Several attempts of Blijdorp to steal away the ball failed, when chimp Gabor Babos and Gorilla John de Wolf tripped over their own shoelaces. Orc Blitzer Okay Gündogan got the ball handed over by Mathis Bumblebees and walked in the 2-1 for Orcmund in turn 7.

The self-confidence of Blijdorp completely vanished during this match and several players were still found sobbing and eating comfort bananas hours after the match. Coach Medon took some measures after this bad performance. In order to save his own skin he pointed towards players Giovanni van Bronckhorst and Robin van Persie as the ones to blame. When the squad arrived back in the Rotterdam Jungle the angry fans turned wild (well in fact, they were already wild) and fed the scapegoat players to the jungle lions. Not long after, new recruit Henrik Larsson took the place of Robin van Persie as the new chimp in the team.”