“First half ... Ball was in the backfield, it was raining... but Grotzzfra Tarrkun tought: "man this ball is slippery, but lets try it annyway." ... and kinda stumbled around for the first turns.

When he finally caught the ball, and was reaching the opponents endzone... a certain smell was filling the air. It was vile, and evil... By Hashut! It was Nurgle... fucking Nurgle! People have no idea how much I hate nurgle.

He heared the "Pooh" sound of Dwarves getting ill from the stench, refusing to block the opponents... He wanted to run away, get that ball in as far as he could get... But it was to late, He ran to far, and got blitzed by the nurgle. BAH, NURGLE, always nurgle!

In the second half... Nurgle got a beter position... but Grotzzfra has seen a little gap in the line... loophole... so he went for it, and blitzed the ball carier. Sadly Grotzzfra always refused to learn "tackle"... so Nurgle got away with it... We hate nurgle so much.... makes me angry!

Then the Nurgle feeling the Grotzzfra's hatred ganged up on him... fouling him, putting their smelly stinky shoes on Grottzfras hatred filled body. The hate, it grew, and grew... and then... a chaos dwarf with the name Krrag Zurruk came to the rescue. Looking at the Bull on the ground, being stomped by all the smelly feet... he blitzed the ball carrier on a 1D. Making him miss the next game. Still stunned on the floor Grozzfra smiled... take that nurgle!

Then the game turned messy. People lost position... The nurgle were scrambling to get the ball back... but the bulls finally got in action... pressing the nurgle to the sidelines.

In the 8th turn...Grotzzfra, Lieing on the ground again... all angry and beaten, being fouled again for a turn... He says "F*ck this pile of smelly donkey poo* .. He stands up, dodges into 2 tacklezones, Picks up the ball in two tacklezones, dodges in a tacklezone, dodges out of a tacklezone, and did 3 GFI.

A dwarf dodges, tagging a potential assist on Grotzzfra on Nurgles next turn... He calls out: "F*ck 'm up Grotzzfra!"

Nurgle goes into turn 8... they have tackle... A rotter moves in to assist the blitz of a chaos warrior that knows how to tackle (but forgot to do so when Grotzzfra made his miracle dodges a turn earlier). The 1D comes in and ends up being a "Both Down". The Bull Centaur thinks... and uses block! Grotzzfras' mind is racing, and he yells out: "You smelly farts, I'll fart in your face when I run to the endzone!".

The nurgle were in despair... as the warm air coming out of the starplayer bulls glorious buttcheeks, stroking their diseased faces. Running, dodging, going for it!... Touchdooooown!

Fans go crazy, Nurgle Sighs, Kwèk looks a bit silly not really believing in all this. MVP comes to Grotzzfra!!! It's a miracle! Hashut listened to our prayers! He rewarded our hatred! Huray!

Not a deserved win, extremely lucky... but Grotzzfra cares less... cause by Hashut! We hate nurgle!

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