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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2017-02-23 10:33:59
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3/0/1
Inducements: 2 bribes, Star player Helmut Wulf, Star player Zara the Slayer
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
-
4
-
1
22
148
2
46
36
7
#8 Racketeering IV – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
3
3
-
1
17
148
2
36
34
4
#4 Wendy – Dead (RIP)
#7 Aurora – Fractured Skull (-AV)
#8 Snow White – Smashed Ankle (-MA)
#12 Elsa – Broken Neck (-AG)
No hiding from the Bribery and Corruption at the heart of the SWL today. Helmut and Zara fancied themselves better weapons than the natural artistry of goblin kind, with bribes to boot, but it was not to be.
Our ball, Extortion tried, Anarchy unleashed, a mass of skilled goblins in the bright sun took a careful approach and put the muscle between the team and all those mean women. Wendy was killed immediately, Corruption at work, and Extortion saw a dangerous Snow White off the park, sole tackler out. Dirty Pool kept Helmut down, and then out. Looking good!
Our steppers went up the wing, and our threats of surfing saw the ladies refusing to dodge, still we retreated from the weight of numbers, then pushed up the wing again as they spread. Racketeering fainted at the sight of Ariel, he wasn't feeling well, but Corruption was behind Tinkerbell seeing the crowd and then we were in, Extortion seeing to Ariel for good measure on the way.
Elsa fouled Racketeering to death. It just wasn't his day. Next she fouled off Corruption, a marked woman for that. Intimidation not much use in the sun, knocked himself out. Dirty Pool pushed the ball, a swarm of agile ones having a go, but Helmut put him down and they ran it, only for a Conspiracy to find the pows, Secrecy taking the scatter. 6 gobs and a troll on pitch, ball at the wrong end, what to do?
Well, Fraud forward, Secrecy to him, Bribery putting it out of reach, following team training for once! In the Sun! Magic! Then ran it in, Helmut finally banned, it was our fouler still in the game.
7 gobs, 1 troll, vs 10 Amazons. They scored, Kickbacks new sprinting trick not working out at all. Bribery did have the measure of Aurora though.
6 gobs, 2 trolls, vs 10 Amazons, our ball. Elsa took a foul, but Bribery took her head off, ball tight on the wing, Conspiracy holding up in range, got the otherwise ruthless Anna to fall over, caught the handoff from Fraud, and in.
A drubbing, 3-1. Shameful. Glorious. Bribery at work, Fraud in every play, Extortion removing players, could teach Helmut a thing about sharpening a saw. We stole all their winnings too. That's two in row! Who's next? Easy Mode? Ah.