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A Tea Party to cheer us up, surely this would be a feast for a stack of angry Goblins looking to make a point about appetites.

Our ball, Anarchy unleashed, Extortion tried, mild pitch invasion, took the saw foul on Cinnamon. Nothing doing. The middle not looking promising compared to last game, Kickbacks took it back, drew in some chasers, Bribery falling over himself to give hits on Extorton. The chase came, up went the pass, good this time, and caged.

Jordel, loner, leap, pow, Cinnamon to Cucumber. Anarchy danced around him, Bribery was slapped down, they passed and ran it in.

Anarchy returned. we half covered the ball, not half enough, pow, goblins near the ball doing nothing on the pickups again. Anarchy knocked down Bribery. Anarchy knocked down Corruption. Not the best use of a bribe, really. Bribery took out Moranion, but we were 2 down for our half.

Intimidation tried, could only bomb himself. They toyed with it, walking in at leisure. Our ball next, off to secrecy, good throw from Bribery, and in. Intimidation tried again, but they'd built a pit trap on his favourite spot.

They ran it in, again. Our ball, but not, a Blitz! and Jordel dived for the catch. Goblins falling down going for him, they continued to score at will, and nothing doing on the line hits to pay them for it.

The ref gave us a pity turn. Nothing doing, Bribery fumbled this one, and they called game. Turns out it was the elves were hungry, all we managed to grab was a few journeymen. Equal worst game ever, and the rats at least had a Wizard and that nightmare Skitter helping them. Jordel, must, die, in addition to all tacklers ever.

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