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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2018-05-10 06:19:27
Elven Union TV 760k+1560k
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50k
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1/0/1
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg, 1 extra team training session, 1 bribe, 1 halfling master chef, 1 wandering apothecary, Star player Hubris Rakarth, Star player Jordell Freshbreeze, Mercenary Merc Lineman 1, Card Spiked Ball, Card Blatant Foul, Card Chop Block, Card Custard Pie, Card Distract
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
-
-
1
12
157
1
45
40
2
#9 LED Slippers – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
1
-
1
8
166
5
15
49
3
Jopotzuki runs rampant through the stores for every ingredient known to elf, every dirty trick in the book, and the far reaches of both the most famous Dark Elven prince, and the most feared wardancer in Blood Bowl.
Game was fought well - a bit of a chess match to start and throughout the first half. Two rerolls sniffed away by their chef and an early whiff on our own silly 1D block left us with only the one reroll for riskiness. Was not to be... though we were able to knock Hubris to the beer cart, and Jordell showboated towards the endzone with his patented GFI/fail/lonerfail/BH. But we weren't able to capitalize so the half ended 0-0.
Second half the chef stole 3 of our 4 rerolls... so we scored early when we could, and forced a pressure defense that stymied the rookie elves. A couple bad rolls, and we were able to run away and score the defensive TD: 2-0 Good Guys.
Petri did do us a favor, though, by buying the last pair of LED Slippers (and consequently lighting them on fire). We will no longer be stocking LED slippers for the remainder of the XFL Tournament. So be prepared to stub your toes in the dark, suckers!
Fun times, Jopo. Enjoyable match.”