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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2018-07-29 17:26:37
TV 1460k+630k Elven Union
1
30k
13000 (1 FAME)
No change
2/0/0
Inducements: 2 bloodweiser kegs, 1 wandering apothecary, Star player Eldril Sidewinder, Star player Prince Moranion
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
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TOTALS
1
1
2
-
1
13
132
4
25
27
1
#8 Ene II – Smashed Knee (NI)
#12 Super Mario Frylén – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
4
-
1
20
169
4
40
41
4
Despite postponing the game ad nauseam, the coach MartinSeptim had no choice but to step onto the field on Sunday evening with his Mindaugas squaring off against the Heroic and Mighty Tranemo Terrors in LÖBBL VII's second and final semifinal match. The rumours persisting beforehand - that coach Kobin Raas had spent an inordinate amount of time harassing the opposition with lyrical whimy, is as far as this magazine is concerned completely unfounded.
It seems as if the extra amount of time spent out in the sweltering sun this summer meant that the Tranemo Terrors were a bit more stale than normal. Their punches simply didn't carry the "oompf" they usually do. That said, Super Mario Frylén managed to see the light and is now forever blessed in the eyes of Nurglé (decay be upon his name).
The game ended in a solid victory for the good guys, the first loss in Mindauga's short but overly proud history. This journalist has secured sources within the LÖBBL administration claiming a full 50% of the league's commissioners anticipated a Nurglé victory. We can only hope that the other 50% too will see the light.
N. T. Kaas
Freelance sports journalist
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