“A hard game against resilient orcs who caged up and guarded the ball with their greenskin lives. A single casualty for both teams (as well as poor Ulrik who was killed by a thrown rock!) belied the fact that the orcs were the far superior team.

The orc ball carrier wanted to show off his passing skills in the very last second, and threw the ball to a receiver in the end zone at point blank range. Unfortunately, the receiver was too shocked by the ball coming at him to catch it properly, and it bounced into the bleachers and was promptly thrown back on the field. The Elves were a curly blonde elf hair away from snatching the ball up and passing it to a blitzer who was within scoring range, which would have made for an amazing win. Nuffle wanted otherwise, and the coaches parted after a high five with a draw.”