“That was a preposterous game. In the first half I thought I had been lucky with the dice while Candlejack rolled every skull or 1 he could find, but his luck was just as bad for the second half. I thought I'd screwed up when I blocked a sidestepping gutter runner and allowed him to get closer to the ball, but Nuffle was feeling vindictive and made him fail the GFI just as he got close to sacking, leaving me to walk the ball in on the 8th turn for a 2-1 victory.

I like mercenary Rat Ogres. Just as unreliable as regular Rat Ogres, but no guilt when they get broken (and this one even managed to use rerolls, like some ridiculous mutant). I went into this dreading it - going up against a better coach with a much more developed team, but 500 TV of inducements and a lot of luck go a long way.

Thanks for the match. May the luck be with you next time (as long as you're not playing me :-) )”