“Brutal affair against friendly Canadian coach with a team theme from one of my favorite comedies this side of the millennium. Thanks to some early knockouts and casualties (and 14 blocks from my tackling mighty blow blitzer, Ms Serene Siren), we got plenty of armor checks against the elves, and as soon as a positional dark elf hit the ground we stomped on their heads. The blocks, fouls, and casualty statistics speak a clear language.

Elves tried lots of elfy nonsense and knocked the ball loose a few times (including an awesome stabbing KO of catcher Jenna Jameson in the first half), but the team avenged her with a vicious gang foul against Half Squat in turn 7 of the first half.

And the death? Tugg Speedman may not quite understand why his career took a nose-dive, but I think my opponent coach knows the answer very well.

He went full retard. You never go full retard, man. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I am Sam". He went full retard, went home empty-handed.

Fun game, good banter! And your theme muh-muh-muh-muh-makes me happy!”