“Rawgores had the game of his life, getting two casualties. The big bull with the golden voice spent half the match getting knocked down by little dead people, but eventually one of them pushed him too hard and he knocked him off the pitch.

The rest of them - what was going on? Tim came on for a turn, got sent off straight away. Slim and Zim were out more than they were in (how did Zim get MVP with that behaviour?), and it was the lovely ladies that did most of the running around.

Thanks for the match - I think a lot hinged around my success in taking out the ghoul early on. With all these long legged beastmen running around the pitch, it was harder than the Esquimaux might have wanted to get those wriggly little bodies...”