“First outing for these guys in six months, and I was expecting a total elf-balling. Instead, Groovy McGongle got his first ever serious injury, we knocked most of the Royality off the pitch but did no permanent damage, and then we won 2-0. Thanks for the match - was desperate to wipe out some Guard elves, but the Laundrymen at least cleaned up another way...”
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