“Grumly got the MVP for sustaining the assault by both the Norse and his own teammates over the entirety of the game. Boogersnot was a champ for 16 turns. 17 of our 19 blocks were by the "Booger-Stick Contingent"... 12 of those were 3D, and the 2D were all successful in some way. Boys came to play.
ihaveboogers was running for mommy to wipe his nose the entire game as well... definitely proving worthy of a handkerchief. All-in-all, a surprisingly fortuitous first venture by snart.
We apologize to the rest of the league, as now we are absolutely certain that Pete is going to take the rest of his games MUCH more seriously and proceed to stomp on you all with the hopes that he meets us in the playoffs for retribution. May God have mercy on us all.”
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ihaveboogers was running for mommy to wipe his nose the entire game as well... definitely proving worthy of a handkerchief. All-in-all, a surprisingly fortuitous first venture by snart.
We apologize to the rest of the league, as now we are absolutely certain that Pete is going to take the rest of his games MUCH more seriously and proceed to stomp on you all with the hopes that he meets us in the playoffs for retribution. May God have mercy on us all.”