“Facts conceded the game early on, after Pongy began to complain about not wanting to play (failing wild animal what felt like half the time wasn't great fun).

A second TD in the first half put paid to our hopes - maybe it was a mistake to kick to start off with, but the brave little lads hoped we'd be able to force a quick score and then equalise on the rebound, instead of letting the ball go past again.

With little hope of a win or a draw, the lads took a single TD, then went fouling, to very little effect. We'd hoped to bag an +ST player, but was not to be. Crowd, disgusted either by this, or by the elves skulking deep in their own half, voted with their pockets, contributing a mere 10k to the Baconbroth Retirement Fund. However, with the team scheduled to depart the league at the end of this season, the stupid big bull isn't getting a big pay off anyway, so the joke's on him.”