“Pre-game

Eat Me! drink Me!

That's what is said on the note beside a plate next to Lump's locker. Obviously Lump couldn't read, but an he wasn't one to turn his nose up to anything that looked vaguely edible.

It was game time and the Night Goblins were in town.

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Kick Off
L.A.D.S. 16-14 Crookpass Cannibals

Why wuz da sky all pink an wobbly?
Wat wuz dat rollin' marchin' drummin' sound?
Wut is dat Spinny Gobbo doin'?

Lump wasn't a deep thinker but this was something he had never experienced before. An aggressive vomit later and soon he was lying on his back staring upwards. The air was singing at him and the clouds twirled, knotted and bled through the colours of the rainbow.

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.

His gaze has drawn to a colour. A glorious pink. There he was: da pink man. From all those years ago. He tried to focus but the air thickened and darkened. The rose colour figure always jumping just out of focus. Lump eyes were heavy and blackness fell. The drums kept on in the darkness.

Scores	L,A.dS	Oppsitun
S N O T Total	1 1 y ! 1 19	0 14 O 0 14

Half Time
L.D.s 1g - !4 Cockpss Canopies

And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know.

Maybe its da Orca Cola talkin, Blagga but you've got a squad that won't quit. Dey av dem big squishy pretzels ere....srgufkf dkdkgmgd....5 gold coins?!..get outta ere.

Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head"

Scores	Lsjr	podmdm
S N O T Total	sum #1 333 & @£	_( 3 Gvjs Yes O

Full Time
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