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Match Result · Competitive division
Match recorded on 2024-03-25 15:07:17
TV 1810k Wood Elf
Super Star CR 1553 (+42) extremegrazedknee
2
Winnings 100k
9k Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/2/0
Chaos Renegade TV 1820k
wescha CR 1782 (-39) Mega-Star
1
90k Winnings
Spectators 7k
Fanfactor No change
0/1/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
2
-
-
-
-
4
16
-
-
12
-
#2
1
-
-
-
-
-
1
11
4
14
1
-
#3
-
-
-
-
1
-
3
16
-
2
9
-
#4
-
-
-
-
1
-
3
16
-
18
-
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
2
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
-
9
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
-
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
1
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
6
-
#12
-
1
-
-
-
1
6
16
-
-
1
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
2
-
 
TOTALS
1
3
-
-
2
1
17
168
4
34
34
9

#13 Reginald – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
Rarely has elf of the match award been so clear. Statues of Marmadukes spiked left boot have been dipped in gold all over half the known world almost as quickly as reward posters were printed and displayed in the other half.

Half the stadium wanted to buy him a drink and introduce him to their sister and the other half wanted... well something slightly different.

There were tds, but they seemed rather beside the point on this day of days. When the elven crowd cheered lustily for a game jeopardising foul to secure the pitch clearance. And when the howls of joy for its success totally eclipsed the nonplussed and slightly irritated wardancer who scampered in for the winning touchdown practically unnoticed as Marmaduke was carried around the pitch on elven shoulders for a victory lap.

Absolute scenes...

Thanks to my opponent for adopting an attitude of enjoying the bizarre story the dices told rather than justifiable irritation at their utter one sidedness

XGK
Player Performances
 
 
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
3
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
1
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
1
-
#4
-
1
-
-
-
-
2
12
-
-
9
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
-
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
5
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
-
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
3
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
1
4
14
-
-4
2
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
1
#12
1
-
1
-
1
-
5
13
-1
14
1
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
4
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
5
-
 
TOTALS
1
1
1
-
1
1
11
124
-1
10
34
1

#2 Daleyza Doomlord Mad Mark – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
#3 Bennett Hthark – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
#6 Lucas Durgal – Serious Injury (NI)
#9 Ellie Skullcrusher – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
#11 Jayla Gakroth – Neck Injury (-AG)
Yes we were beaten, on touchdowns and on removals, so much to be exact, that we had no players left on neither pitch or bench. After two hours of contemplating and reflecting i can say, that buying laxative on huge piles as it was on sale was one of the best decisions i made in life. The other one was mixingvit in my opponents Victory beer. Happy pooping extremegrazedknee.
 
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