“The game can be summed up in a single play early in the first half--he's gunning for the opening score, throws the ball to a linerat, but my lineelf (in two tz's) manages to snag the ball out of the air, then pass it upfield to his brethren who advance it the other way. Then, who should score for the elves? That's right, that same intercepting lineelf raced up the next two turns to take it in! Only fitting, as he started the whole play. He scored a second time in the game, too, but alas, the announcers were biased and awarded the MVP to a less-deserving elf, but Laraniss isn't one to complain. He's a true team-spirit.

Don't let the luck percentage fool you about the rats' luck, either--their ball handling was absolutely atrocious. That's what caused such a lopsided score. And then to add insult to injury, his thrower ages a niggle on his 31 spp skill roll! Sorry, dude, wish you better luck with the team down the line.”