“The luck monster struck again, with the first 2 turns returning a massive 18% luck, D-elf capitalised superbly cutting throug the elf line like a knife through butter.

Centrix was especially impressive on the first drive clocking up a stun and a KO.

The second half saw the luck turn and bit poor Hastrix as he killed himself on a go for it without a Dark elf in sight.

This is bloodbowl and player deaths are a part of the game but you prefer you guys to be killed by a blitzing Witch elf rather than a 1 followed by 4 sixes and a 1 again for the Apothcary.

Alas poor Hastrix we shall remember him.

In related news, Point blank range have sacked thier groundsman who has been burying Burmans XXX stout under the pitch in a complex fraud scam.

They will betaking applications for the position in the coming week.

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