“Alas, Jaundice Limbknawer, you will be missed!

In a tragic display of villainy, the "Quick Mistake" lizards did, indeed, make a mistake -- and it will be avenged quickly. In the first half of the game, eleven Quick Mistake Sauruses -- plus the Kroxigor, "The Big Unit," dozen-teamed Limbknawer -- only taking him to the ground due to the tackling skill of the Kroxigor.

Subsequently, six of them fouled Limbknawer, the last driving a spike through the side of his head. Goodbye, Jaundice Limbknawer.

For the rest of the game, the Rat-ification players were unable to concentrate, and played heartlessly. Protests are underway to have the game declared a mis-play, due to the use of twelve members on the field by Quick Mistake in their effort to take out Limbknawer. As a tribute, Limbknawer was later named player of the game.

The commissioner's office did not return phone calls.”