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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2005-01-10 00:28:45
20k
0/0/1
Player Performances
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TOTALS
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8
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#5 Phantom II – Smashed Hip (-MA)
#12 Muscles – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#12 Muscles – Smashed Knee (NI)
Player Performances
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“Here we are for the UMT2 Championship in perfect blood bowl weather with 96,000 roaring fans.
Here come the teams onto field, OH MY GOSH!!! Last minute roster changes!
Headstone Raiders have signed Count von Drakenborg for the game.
And the Greenbay Packers have signed his nemesis Zara the Slayer!!!
I expect that by the end of this those two stars will spill some blood especially since Zara has her infamous & illegal stakes.
Greenbay Packers wins the toss and elects to kick! Wow, more fans are showing up and strangely they are cheering positional moves and booing the hits… must be elves…
Headstone Raiders are having trouble moving the ball up the field with so many guards around and Zara is starting to leave a trail of staked undead players…
The Count has the ball and ghoul guarding him on the far side line with Packers applying pressure. Look at that the ghoul in crowd surfing, and here comes a push to send the Count with the ball into the fans!!! SKRUNCH!!! We’ll that’s why the Count is a star and that Packers blitzer isn’t. The Count looked “strong and remained upright during that incidental contact” while the blitzer is leveled flat. (For any real-life Eagles fans you might remember that quote from an Eagles game in the playoffs years ago where the Eagles wide-out got leveled by the defender way before the ball arrived.)
There goes the count streaking down the field to make it 1-0 Raiders with only enough time in the first half for a kickoff.
The Raiders set-up three sacrifices on the line and then blitzed, but decided to play dead and not move. The Doug Peterson of the Packers gets the ball, throws it to a catcher and then the coach tried a trick play, but total blew it and time expired.
First half: Raiders 1 – Packers 0 (zip, nada, nothing)
Second half kickoff, the fans have had enough of this ref and he is DEAD!
The Packers get the ball and continue burying undead players back in the ground.
WOW! WOW! WOW! Zara just impaled a stake in the Count!!! It looks like he is down… they take him off the field and… UNBELIEVABLE!!! He is total motionless, dead, and not rising again. What a blow for the Raiders. Zara seems unstoppable and the Raiders KO box is FULL!
After some caging and stalling and LOTS of FOULING (9 times by the Packers) the Packers score to TIE the game leaving 3 turns in the second half.
Comments from the fans included: Why didn’t Ug stall more? Why did he give the Raiders a chance in regulation instead of sending the game to OT?
We’ll here’s the kick with 8 Raiders on the field against 11 Packers… Packers pummel the Raiders and were going to OT!
Packers win the toss and get the ball!!! 11 Packers on 8 Raiders this time but both Mummies are back and angry! Look at that hit! If it weren’t for the apothecary Packer Bubba Franks would have been switching sides!
After a long slow cautious drive with lots of skulls on both sides, including a double double on the Packers, the Packers SCORE leaving the Raiders just one turn in OT.
And the long absent Ref EJECTS Zara for illegal weapons! ("About time" was heard muttered from a heap of body parts in the Raiders dugout.)
Time quickly expires: PACKERS Win the UMT2 Finals 2-1!!!
This is unbelievable for a team picked to be eliminated in the first round of the play-offs ;-)
Game notes: Raiders took some heavy damage as Phantom II (Movement drop) and Muscles (Niggling Injury) are injured and will miss the first game of next Super UMT season.
GREAT GAME!!! We’ll played by Wotfudboy inspite of rotten luck and amazing luck on the part or the Packers!”
Here come the teams onto field, OH MY GOSH!!! Last minute roster changes!
Headstone Raiders have signed Count von Drakenborg for the game.
And the Greenbay Packers have signed his nemesis Zara the Slayer!!!
I expect that by the end of this those two stars will spill some blood especially since Zara has her infamous & illegal stakes.
Greenbay Packers wins the toss and elects to kick! Wow, more fans are showing up and strangely they are cheering positional moves and booing the hits… must be elves…
Headstone Raiders are having trouble moving the ball up the field with so many guards around and Zara is starting to leave a trail of staked undead players…
The Count has the ball and ghoul guarding him on the far side line with Packers applying pressure. Look at that the ghoul in crowd surfing, and here comes a push to send the Count with the ball into the fans!!! SKRUNCH!!! We’ll that’s why the Count is a star and that Packers blitzer isn’t. The Count looked “strong and remained upright during that incidental contact” while the blitzer is leveled flat. (For any real-life Eagles fans you might remember that quote from an Eagles game in the playoffs years ago where the Eagles wide-out got leveled by the defender way before the ball arrived.)
There goes the count streaking down the field to make it 1-0 Raiders with only enough time in the first half for a kickoff.
The Raiders set-up three sacrifices on the line and then blitzed, but decided to play dead and not move. The Doug Peterson of the Packers gets the ball, throws it to a catcher and then the coach tried a trick play, but total blew it and time expired.
First half: Raiders 1 – Packers 0 (zip, nada, nothing)
Second half kickoff, the fans have had enough of this ref and he is DEAD!
The Packers get the ball and continue burying undead players back in the ground.
WOW! WOW! WOW! Zara just impaled a stake in the Count!!! It looks like he is down… they take him off the field and… UNBELIEVABLE!!! He is total motionless, dead, and not rising again. What a blow for the Raiders. Zara seems unstoppable and the Raiders KO box is FULL!
After some caging and stalling and LOTS of FOULING (9 times by the Packers) the Packers score to TIE the game leaving 3 turns in the second half.
Comments from the fans included: Why didn’t Ug stall more? Why did he give the Raiders a chance in regulation instead of sending the game to OT?
We’ll here’s the kick with 8 Raiders on the field against 11 Packers… Packers pummel the Raiders and were going to OT!
Packers win the toss and get the ball!!! 11 Packers on 8 Raiders this time but both Mummies are back and angry! Look at that hit! If it weren’t for the apothecary Packer Bubba Franks would have been switching sides!
After a long slow cautious drive with lots of skulls on both sides, including a double double on the Packers, the Packers SCORE leaving the Raiders just one turn in OT.
And the long absent Ref EJECTS Zara for illegal weapons! ("About time" was heard muttered from a heap of body parts in the Raiders dugout.)
Time quickly expires: PACKERS Win the UMT2 Finals 2-1!!!
This is unbelievable for a team picked to be eliminated in the first round of the play-offs ;-)
Game notes: Raiders took some heavy damage as Phantom II (Movement drop) and Muscles (Niggling Injury) are injured and will miss the first game of next Super UMT season.
GREAT GAME!!! We’ll played by Wotfudboy inspite of rotten luck and amazing luck on the part or the Packers!”
Anyway, coach Ug won the toss, and the match got underway. However, some sneaky soul had stolen the Raider's bandage kit and the horse shoes they normally sewed into the gloves... and their armour.... and their regeneration ability... And Zara was running amock hacking through undead corpses like she was some sort of slayer or something... ah hang on, she is!
Unbelievably, somehow the Count had the ball thrust towards him, and he managed to make a dash for it, and like a bat outta hell, he managed to score completley against the run of play!... leaving both coaches bemused and the score at 1-0 to the Undead!
However, there were getting fewer and fewer players for coach Wotfudboy to field, as Zara continued to do damage... At one match deciding moment, coach Ug motioned at Zara, pointed at the Count and made a stabbing motion with his hand... Eventually Zara got the idea, and made a move towards the Count, which ended in a puff of black smoke and a bit of a fizzle... the Count was no more!
The Raiders held out for as long as the could, but despite some last ditch defending, Brett Favre Jr went over to score... 1-1 and into overtime, but the stakes, and get the ref had done it's damage and there was little doubt in coach Wotfudboy's eyes what the result would be.
Despite this, both coaches approached OT with enthusiasm... only to start trying to out do each other in the number of skulls they rolled. I think coach Ug let Wotfudboy win that game as the number of skulls soared into double figures!... and there weren't even any skeletons missing any heads!!
Finally, despite going close to having their plans undone, Brett Favre Jr scored again... but not before the mummy Rotting Stench tried to snuff the life out of a nearby human... fortunately the apothecary hadn't been drinking before the match!
The spectators seemed to have a good time, and both coaches went away knowing they did the best they could!
Thanks Ug for a good game... A deserving winner!... :-)
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