“Twas an interesting game. The NWOO received the ball and moved it up field and deep into wood elf territory. Only the fumbling and bumbling of the orcs prevented a score (including a failed ball pick up with surehands, failed dodge and double ones on a throw to an open orc in endzone). The welfs dodged, harrassed and moved on the counter score. However, during the drive Nobbla Blackwart had started his chainsaw and used it on the treeman to foul!! The horrific scene was so gruesome the ref ejected Nobbla from the match! The wood elf healer used her powers to save the tree from returning to the soil as fertilizer.

The orcs could not stop the wood elfs offence in the second half. Down 2-0 the call came from head coach Darkwolf to finish off what Nobbla had started. The treeman was knocked over once again by the troll and the NWOO dirty player came in with the DEEP ELBOW!! The tree was mangled and given a grievous injury (niggling). The NWOO scored as the wood elfs gang fouled an orc blitzer to retaliate for the injury to their tree!

NWOO offence shat itself again as the franchise failed another 3+ dodge with reroll to score on T-16 and keep the score more respectable. Even with a 4st tackle mb frenzy blitzer, the NWOO could not score or injure the wood elfs. Unless of course it was gang fouling a 10av tree, then we had some success.

GG, Bloodyfist. Great team u got.”