“For the first time in eight games, the niggling injury due to aging finally caught up with Randy Rhoades and his crazy train ride decided to derail. I don't know, but he might have thought that this game was more like a suicide solution than a shot in the dark. However, back on earth Bark At The Moon FC said goodbye to romance and went over the mountain to face some crazy babies called South Albion Springboks.

"I don't want to change the world, I just want to win.", coach Barkin' Harald said prior to the game when his team took the pitch. The desire to fly high again time after time was strong in the Bark FC squad. You did not have to read a diary of a madman to see the winning scent in their eyes and you could easily realize there was no easy way out for the Springboks in this one.

Things quickly went the Bark FC's way and you never know why big hulks like ogres tend to never get things right when it counts the most. A failed block led to a quick counterattack led by the ferocious werewolf, Ozzy Osbourne. It was almost like lightning struck when he moved swiftly across the pitch for the first score.

1-0 was the result at halftime and it almost seemed like the Springboks were kind of paranoid entering the 2nd half with a little too defensive setup leaving some glaring holes for the Bark FC to take advantage of. The springboks knew they could not afford more tears if they were to stay in this game.

The Bark FC headcoach, being a true believer in his rookie ghoul, sent newcomer Marilyn Manson to be the ballcarrier during the drive. Lemmy picked up his pace and sent one of the Springbok blitzer into the crowd and his head was sent hearing the thunder underground. The moment after he sent one of the receivers into a dreamer kind of state. "See you on the other side Mr Crowley!", Lemmy told him before he sent the receiver to the fire in the sky.

After 2-0 the Springboks started to bob their heads and looked beaten upon entering the pitch. The tactics were not very thought ought and headcoach was heard saying "Whatever gets me through"..

At the sound of the whistle and before the roar from the Bark FC fans took over, Springbok headcoach Mr. Andy "Evil Git" stated "MAMA! I'm comming home!"

/Gertrude Stoner, GLN reporting from the TBB Elite league.”