“The game started out well for the Sydney Sprinklers, quickly penetrating the defensive lines of the recieving team, the Sprinkler starplayer lead the way towards victory.
The Sirian Scouts, however, had another thing in store for our potential heroes.
Not being able to beat the Sprinklers fair and square they started pounding the opponents in the ground.
Of course the home team forsaw this and had already brought the smelling salts alas the evuuul elves had a countermeasure for this as well: You can't get up if your limbs are broken....
The entire rest of the first half was spend grinding the poor fairies and enabled the elves to catch up: 1-1

Second half started out just as bad, the poor pixies down to only 7 teammates were brutally overrun even the massive treemen couldn't defend themselves.
That is, until etc. a small leprechaun had enough...
Pounding his chest he roared head first into the massive Oakheart who fell with a mighty blow resounding all over the pitch.
The elves took their brutal revenge, however, by maliciously fouling the pixies' treeman with a nasty blow to the groin (didn't know they had one) and he was sent out for the rest of the match.
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