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Assault
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Splatt
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A very bizarre game. It looked like I was going to get pounded big time as my opponent got 2 BH, a RIP and a stun on me from the first four amour breaks of the game after only 4 turns. It took a lot of effort to set up that first TD, but finally on turn 4 I had enough players free to get an easy score.

However, my oppolnent then got an incredible amount of bad luck after that my score and he was well and truly dice raped out of any chance to compete.

Firstly, there was a rock I think on this drive that took out a catcher. Then he used a RR early and then rolled double skulls when blitzing me with his Str 4 Tackle player and stunned himself. This gave me a lot of breathing room to work my defence as his best player was out for almost 2 turns. Soon after, his Tree did a one dice block on my Tree, rolled a skull and badly hurt himself!

We were both down players, but Ankkh had more out at this stage as I was stunning quite a few and pushing at his ball carrier in the backfield.

Ankkh then miscounted (didn't see one of my players had 8 MA instead of 7) and had to change his plan halfway through the turn. This allowed me to swarm in further with my numbers and in the end, he ran out of rerolls when trying to recover the ball near the sideline and I was able to dodge my AG5 Thrower in, pick it up, throw a quick pass in a tackle zone, catch, dodge and 2 GFI to score - 8x 2+ rolls!

This gave me a 2-0 lead at the start.

Second half I was kicking, but the dice rolls were all in my favour as I was able to keep stunning his players and eventually with the dice rolls helping me to outnumber him at the key locations I stole the ball and got to 3-0.

Next drive was not much better for Ankhh as I kept rolling the pows and got a few stuns to give me a big advantage again. Unfortunately for my opponent, he failed a 3+ dodge to try and set up a long bomb and got a -1 MA on a lino. He used the apothecary there only to have a 52 SPP Lino die few turns later.
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A very lop sided match like a lot of my matches vs Ankkh are. Whenever we play, it seems someone dies and one of us has extremely bad luck. In fact, very few of our games have been tight contests determined mainly by skill LOL.

Anyways, as poetic justice, my Catcher aged at 16 SPP and got a niggle and although I rolled +AG, I was not concentrating and took sidestep!!!

Oh well, still trying to rebuid these guys.

Looking forward to my next match against a very good and sporting opponent.

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