“Arg, not a good start on the path to eventual SWL glory. The boys looked like a bunch of animated corpses out there on the pitch today...... oh hang on...... early mistakes where quickly capatilized upon by the half pint helmeted beards and they never let go of their stranglehold on the match.
A breif respite was granted on the kickoff for the second half when the manic midgets line of scrimmage trash talk fired some lurking memories for the zombies, resulting in a BH longbeard and a NIggled blitzer, but hope turned to despair as a few turns later 3 other zombies retired to the KO bin, confused by memories flooding back or some such rot...... must remember to do some brainwork on the lads before sending em out again, now where did i put that bonesaw?

Twahnlow points go to:
3 Pts : Three Toothed Toby
Both of the Slayers proved how dauntless they where today, going toe to toe with the mummies all match, three tooth gets the extra vote for sending one to the bh box to find some replacement bandages

2 Pts : Eric the Red
Bloody troll slayers, I keep hitting them, they keep getting back up, fiesty little b'stards.

1 Pt : Sureshot Sean
Faultless ball handling, even showed a surprising turn of speed for the first TD. One dorf to watch.... preferably through the sights of a crossbow”