“Round 2 of Season XII, and Germany bounced back to form with a solid 2-1 victory over long time annoyance, Slumbering Skink. Instead of the violent spectacle promised, fans were treated to a clinical performance by the SWL's premier Skaven team, withTinsen & Prosche scoring, and only the hand of Nuffle preventing Kaiser Wilhelm from scoring a 3rd. The only negative to come from this game was an injury to the Pope, who lost some protective fur while fleeing the Godless Lizards.

Anyone with an opportunity to skin the following Lizards is advised to do so, as their scales are suspected of magical qualities.

Twahnlows:
3 Points: Guess who? Xies-ler-aym has to be one of the most annoying players going around, breaking cages, getting under your feet & generally being a pain in the arse. He'd make a great pair of boots.

2 Points: Slilrl. Supposedly the less armoured of the two oversized novelty Lizards, you'd never have known it. I suspect it's a decoy to attract unwarranted attention. Soaked up ALOT of blocks, to no ill effect. Would make a fine jacket.

1 Point: Kysht. The other big ugly Lizard. Didn't cause much damage, but probably prevented alot by attracting 3 & 4 players at a time. Could be turned into luggage.”