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Bravado Coach: ramchop ![]() Total Seasons: 12 (SWL 71 to present) | The Whaleington Wood Elf Blood Bowl Association (WWEBBA) know they are the best. In fact, so good are they, they have adopted the phrase "Twice the Legend" to describe the team. To re-enforce this, players take on the names of two SWL legends each. While their detractors continue call them Stool Pigeons (in reference to their logo and propensity to spend all day at the bar), their fans love them. They call the WWEBBA team by a single name "Bravado" | |
Pugs Not Drugs Coach: mushoomy Total Seasons: 12 (SWL 71 to present) | Pugs not Drugs is a program dedicated to helping those who are struggling with dangerous addictions through helping them find a new life through the equally dangerous and addicting sport of Bloodbowl. We look forward to hearing from you! Remember, choose Pugs, not drugs. | |
Styx αnd Warpstones Coach: JPM Total Seasons: 12 (SWL 71 to present) | What happens after you die? If you were a sneaky rat or a tricksy Goblin, you go to Erebos. Here hundreds of soulless players roam, as the constant daily influx of freshly maimed and rejected players cross over the River Styx, using the last of their gold crowns to pay for the crossing. Here they have one goal. Renew their career and survive long enough to win the favour of the Underworld coaches, who bless them with the skills needed to become great again. | |
Amateur Professionals Coach: tussock Total Seasons: 4 (SWL 78 to present) | The season of '78 saw a tour of the old world. Victory followed victory as the Amateur Professionals from down under saw to the rabble that confronted them. The welcome home parade will be a special thing, indeed. Now just to get through this storm .... Who knows what awaits, in these southern wastes, surely a good game or two. | |
Hаrlequins Coach: Wozzaa Total Seasons: 1 (SWL 82 to present) | The Harlequins are a team of Elves. Due to serious lack of funds, they do not have a home stadium, but play away, or hire out local arenas to ply their trade. They also have very little gear, and tend to play severely unprotected. Why do they do it? For the love of the game. The Quins always cover their faces with masks depicting crazed jesters, and are never seen in public without them. Some people believe the players herald from the different Elven races, Dark, High and Wood. | |
Brockian Brown Bandits Coach: Happy_Amateur Total Seasons: 3 (SWL 80 to present) | This Skaven team are the physical projections into this dimension of a race of superintelligent pan-dimensional beings who ordered construction of the planet to discover the Question to the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything. Turns out the answer is winning Blood Bowl games in DIBBL and the SWL. Thus, they are the most intelligent life form on the planet, contrary to what other races think. | |
Federated Fowlers Coach: DustBunny Total Seasons: 2 (SWL 81 to present) | coming soon | |
Trees and Peas Coach: adamhartnett Total Seasons: 1 (SWL 82 to present) |
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![]() | Southside Stone Smashers Coach: Sandune Race: Dwarf Total Seasons: 7 (SWL 3 to SWL 9) | There has been no team as dominant as the SSS during their 76 game career in SWL. Those who were around then all say that they were seemingly unbeatable and backed it up with the destruction of your team. An impressive 56/11/10 record only tells half the story of a team that won two Premiership titles and amassed a positive casualty difference of 150. At one point they went on a 19 game winning streak without a draw or loss at Premiership and Conference level. |
Sinister Duskriders Coach: Longshanks Race: Dark Elf Total Seasons: 10 (SWL 9 to SWL 18) | Another premiership winning team. Perhaps best known for the legendary thrower - Duskwind Strongarm. After taking the title the Duskriders failed to repeat the feat. Coach Longshanks had a short spell with a High Elf team (hiss!), then disappeared from the SWL. But - after nearly 40 seasons away from West Island, he's baaack. | |
Da Greenskin Raiders Coach: Sandune Race: Orc Total Seasons: 10 (SWL 10 to SWL 19) | It took 62 seasons for an Orc team to win a Premiership. Da Greenskin Raiders came closer than most with two visits to the top division. Upon his return to the Deserted Isles coach Sandune settled further north, and now runs local leagues and the great Greenstone Cup. | |
Lord's of War Coach: BloodReaper Race: High Elf Total Seasons: 6 (SWL 3 to SWL 8) | The new lord's of the land have to prove themselves of keeping it so they used to go to war which would see thousands dead. It was decided that the young lords (with a few foot soldiers each) would join the SWL in order to prove who was worthy of the honours that a lord earns. So the Lord's of War were joined. | |
Darkest Sides of the Suns Coach: BloodReaper Race: Dark Elf Total Seasons: 6 (SWL 9 to SWL 14) | It is said that when one looks at the Sun for long you get dark spots before your eyes. When these elfs look at the sun for long all they can see is home. Little is known about the back ground of this team but they seem to be more at home when the sun is at its brightess. They do not run for cover like normal Dark Elfs. No team trophies, but made it to Prem for Season XI. This team had the biggest individual star to have come from the Deserted Isles so far. | |
Norscia Bezerkers Coach: BloodReaper Race: Norse Total Seasons: 21 (SWL 15 to SWL 35) | With a whopping 21 seasons under their belts, this team is by far the most experienced DIBBL Invader the Southern Wastes has ever seen. |
Honour | Team | Division | Season | ||
Champion | Sinister Duskriders Dark Elf - Longshanks | SWL Premier League | 17 | ||
![]() | Colorado Avalanche Wood Elf - PLATYPUS | SWL Premier League | 10 | ||
Southside Stone Smashers Dwarf - Sandune | SWL Premier League | 9 | |||
Southside Stone Smashers Dwarf - Sandune | SWL Premier League | 7 | |||
![]() | Maniac Mammalians II Wood Elf - PLATYPUS | SWL Premier League | 6 | ||
Runner Up | Southside Stone Smashers Dwarf - Sandune | SWL Premier League | 8 |
Honour | Team | Division | Season | ||
Champion | Freezy Trees Norse - ramchop | Schola Conference | 65 | ||
Madness Mountain Misery Nurgle - DustBunny | High Street Dandies Conference | 62 | |||
![]() | Apocalyptic SWL Predators Orc - PLATYPUS | Snorriheim Conference | 18 | ||
Da Greenskin Raiders Orc - Sandune | Mammallian Conference | 13 | |||
Sinister Duskriders Dark Elf - Longshanks | Corporate Fraudsters Conference | 12 | |||
Southside Stone Smashers Dwarf - Sandune | South West Conference | 6 | |||
Lord's of War High Elf - BloodReaper | Conference | 5 | |||
Runner Up | High Elvis High Elf - mushoomy | Southern Scumbags Conference | 69 | ||
Cult of Monroe Amazon - Wozzaa | Dhingo Initiative Conference | 68 | |||
Freezy Trees Norse - ramchop | SWL Defilers Conference | 64 | |||
Brethren of the Horned Rats Skaven - Espionage | We Fink Wer Orks Conference | 40 | |||
Da Greenskin Raiders Orc - Sandune | Manic Mammallians Conference | 18 | |||
Sinister Duskriders Dark Elf - Longshanks | Maniac Mammallian Conference | 14 | |||
Darkest Sides of the Suns Dark Elf - BloodReaper | Maniac Mammallian Conference | 10 |
Honour | Team | Division | Season | ||
Champion | ![]() | Comfortably Average Human - tussock | Commish danielcollins` Memorial Regional | 68 | |
More Than Ballgowns Amazon - bigbullies | Steve Regional | 67 | |||
Madness Mountain Misery Nurgle - DustBunny | May Be A Price To Pay Regional | 60 | |||
Brooklyn High Focus Human - coombz | Sandune's Regional | 58 | |||
Norscia Bezerkers Norse - BloodReaper | Mr Whippy's Emporium Regional | 19 | |||
![]() | Apocalyptic SWL Predators Orc - PLATYPUS | Blax Landric Regional | 15 | ||
![]() | Almighty Crusaders Human - PLATYPUS | Blax Landric Regional | 13 | ||
Da Greenskin Raiders Orc - Sandune | Commissioner Twahn Memorial League | 10 | |||
Sinister Duskriders Dark Elf - Longshanks | Mr Whippy's Donut Emporium | 9 | |||
Southside Stone Smashers Dwarf - Sandune | Divison 3 | 4 | |||
Runner Up | Freezy Trees Norse - ramchop | Off Regional | 62 | ||
Kiwiana Cavaliers Elf - heretek | Miyuso's Regional | 59 | |||
Norscia Bezerkers Norse - BloodReaper | Stinkers Regional | 34 | |||
Norscia Bezerkers Norse - BloodReaper | Commissioner Twahn Memorial Regional | 22 | |||
Warriors of Gaul High Elf - Longshanks | Mr Whippy's Emporium Regional | 19 | |||
Norscia Bezerkers Norse - BloodReaper | Mr Whippy's Emporium Regional | 16 |
Honour | Team | Division | Season | ||
Champion | Madness Mountain Misery Nurgle - DustBunny | SWL Trial of Blood | 60 |
Category | Rank | Team | Player | Total | |
Star Player Points | 1. | High Elvis | 210 | ||
2. | Styx and Warpstones | Volos | 172 | ||
3. | Freezy Trees | Lorax | 171 | ||
4. | Darkest Sides of the Suns | Hearld Of Vengance | 145 | ||
5. | Freezy Trees | New Fish | 142 | ||
Touchdowns | 1. | High Elvis | 47 | ||
2. | Freezy Trees | Lorax | 37 | ||
3. | Madness Mountain Misery | Mr_Foulscumm | 32 | ||
4= | Sharp Force Trauma | Gorgoroth the Razor Talon | 31 | ||
4= | Freezy Trees | New Fish | 31 | ||
Casualties | 1. | Norscia Bezerkers | Einarr | 56 | |
2. | Freezy Trees | Clark | 55 | ||
3. | Freezy Trees | Gox | 37 | ||
4. | Styx and Warpstones | Volos | 34 | ||
5. | Sharp Force Trauma | Shugra the Iron Fist | 33 | ||
Completions | 1. | Lord's of War | Lord Brutal | 80 | |
2. | Sinister Duskriders | ![]() | 79 | ||
3. | Darkest Sides of the Suns | ![]() | 67 | ||
4. | More Than Ballgowns | Esmeralda | 60 | ||
5. | Styx and Warpstones | Ephialtes | 59 | ||
Passing Yards | 1. | Sinister Duskriders | ![]() | 336 | |
2. | High Elvis | 296 | |||
3. | High Elvis | 258 | |||
4= | ![]() | Office Rats | Stanley | 191 | |
4= | Bribery and Corruption | Kickbacks | 191 | ||
Rushing Yards | 1. | Freezy Trees | Lorax | 1028 | |
2. | Madness Mountain Misery | Mr_Foulscumm | 1004 | ||
3. | ![]() | Office Rats | Stanley | 678 | |
4. | Freezy Trees | New Fish | 609 | ||
5. | High Elvis | 603 | |||
Blocks | 1. | Norscia Bezerkers | Einarr | 852 | |
2. | Freezy Trees | Clark | 507 | ||
3. | Bribery and Corruption | Corruption | 482 | ||
4. | Madness Mountain Misery | Z'odra | 476 | ||
5. | Madness Mountain Misery | Cxalk'gnil | 421 | ||
Games Played | 1. | Freezy Trees | Clark | 96 | |
2. | Freezy Trees | Lorax | 80 | ||
3= | Freezy Trees | Old Fish | 77 | ||
3= | Bribery and Corruption | Anarchy | 77 | ||
3= | Bribery and Corruption | Thieving | 77 | ||
Fouls | 1. | Madness Mountain Misery | Gedney | 163 | |
2. | Bribery and Corruption | Dirty Pool | 151 | ||
3. | ![]() | Apocalyptic SWL Predators | Hyaena brunnea | 107 | |
4. | ![]() | Apocalyptic SWL Predators | Thylacinus Cynocephalus | 87 | |
5. | Bribery and Corruption | Dirty Pool II | 81 | ||
Blocks/Cas* | 1. | Freezy Trees | Thing One (RIP) | 6.48 | |
2. | ![]() | Charnel House Sanctum | Bzzark the Bellicose | 6.90 | |
3. | Warpsend Wanderers | 'Bazooka' Helbourne | 7.71 | ||
4. | Sharp Force Trauma | Shugra the Iron Fist | 8.82 | ||
5. | Freezy Trees | Little Cat B | 9.19 | ||
Pass/Cp* | 1. | High Elvis | 5.66 | ||
2. | Warriors of Gaul | ![]() | 5.55 | ||
3. | Nemesis Demons | Anul the Leper | 5.46 | ||
4. | High Elvis | 5.38 | |||
5. | Kiwiana Cavaliers | Chocolate Fish | 5.27 | ||
Intercepts | 1. | ![]() | Colorado Avalanche | Karlis Skrastins | 4 |
Award | Team | Player | Season | |||
The Duke Snakefield Medallion | Southside Stone Smashers | Kahn Rockarm | 8 | |||
Sinister Duskriders | Vilecurse Ranklow | 18 | ||||
The Replacemnt Knuckles | Southside Stone Smashers | Grak Redeye | 7 | |||
Southside Stone Smashers | Kahn Rockarm | 8 | ||||
Southside Stone Smashers | Crasx Ironhead | 8 | ||||
The Manfred von Richthofen Arrow | Sinister Duskriders | ![]() | Duskwind Strongarm | 15,16,17 | ||
The Emilio Luthien Boomerang | Sinister Duskriders | ![]() | Duskwind Strongarm | 13,15,16, 17,18 | ||
Geoffrey Grimwade Fist | Southside Stone Smashers | Riff Boulderbrother | 7 | |||
Southside Stone Smashers | Kahn Rockarm | 8 | ||||
Silver Twahnlow/Star | Sinister Duskriders | Demonette Nightshade | 14 | |||
Silver Fist | Sinister Duskriders | Dreamreiver Endawn II | 12 | |||
The Bronze Knuckles | Southside Stone Smashers | Crasx Ironhead | 4 | |||
Bronze Boot | Southside Stone Smashers | Ton Thunderhammer | 4 |
Season | Award | Team | Player | |
70 | Disco Dan Ball Most TD: Prem | |||
Duskwind Strongarm Most Yds/Cp: Prem | ||||
Silver Star Most SPP: Conference | Volos | |||
Silver Knuckles Most Cas: Conference | Volos | |||
Silver Shield Most Blocks: Conference | Volos | |||
Bronze Star Most SPP: Regional | Kvothe | |||
Bronze Ball Most TD: Regional | Thieving | |||
Bronze Boot Most Fouls: Regional | Dirty Pool II | |||
69 | SWL All-Star | Vicky Parker | ||
Silver Star Most SPP: Conference | New Fish | |||
Silver Ball Most TDs: Conference | New Fish | |||
Silver Shield Most Blocks: Conference | Volos | |||
BBCII | Green Star Most SPP | New Fish | ||
Green Ball Most TDs | New Fish | |||
Green Knuckles Most Cas | Gox | |||
Green Slipper Most Rushing Yards | New Fish | |||
Green Arrow Most Passing Yds | ||||
Green Boot Most Fouls | Dirty Pool II | |||
Green Strongarm Most Yds/Cp | ||||
68 | SWL All-Star | Ephialtes | ||
SWL All-Star | ![]() | Ethelred | ||
Silver Star Most SPP: Conference | Ephialtes | |||
Silver Shield Most Blocks: Conference | Volos | |||
Silver Boomerang Most Completions: Conference | Ephialtes | |||
Bronze Twahnlow Most SPP: Regional | ![]() | Ethelred | ||
Bronze Ball Most TDs: Regional | ![]() | Ethelred | ||
Bronze Knuckles Most CAS: Regiona | ![]() | Vance | ||
Bronze Arrow Most Passing Yds: Regional | ![]() | Randy | ||
Bronze Shield Most Blocks: Regional | ![]() | Vance | ||
Bronze Boomerang Most Completions: Regional | ![]() | Randy | ||
Bronze Strongarm Most Yds/Cp: Regional | ![]() | Randy | ||
67 | SWL All-Star | Tinkerbell | ||
Silver Slipper Most Rushing Yds: Conference | ![]() | Stanley | ||
Bronze Twahnlow Most SPP: Regional | Tinkerbell | |||
Bronze Ball Most Touchdowns: Regional | Tinkerbell | |||
Bronze Heart Most Turns: Regional | Chérie | |||
Bronze Slipper Most Rushing Yds: Regional | Tinkerbell | |||
Bronze Boot Most Fouls: Regional | Dirty Pool | |||
66 | Silver Ball Most Touchdowns: Conference | Mr_Foulscumm | ||
Silver Slipper Most Rushing Yds: Conference | Mr_Foulscumm | |||
Bronze Arrow Most Passing Yds: Regional | ![]() | Harold II | ||
Bronze Shield Most Blocks: Regional | ![]() | Luke III | ||
Bronze Boomerang Most Completions: Regional | ![]() | Harold II | ||
Bronze Boomerang Most Completions: Regional | Dirk Daggerman | |||
Bronze Fist Best Block/Cas: Regional | Arae | |||
Bronze Strongarm Most Passing Yds: Regional | ![]() | Harold II | ||
65 | Bronze Arrow Most Passing Yds: Regional | Kickbacks | ||
Bronze Boot Most Fouls: Regional | Dirty Pool | |||
Bronze Strongarm Most Yds/Cp: Regional | Kickbacks | |||
64 | Bronze Boot Most Fouls: Regional | Dirty Pool | ||
63 | Silver Strongarm Most Yds/Cp: Conference | |||
Bronze Twahnlow Most SPP: Regional | ![]() | |||
Bronze Knuckles Most CAS: Regional | ![]() | |||
Bronze Arrow Most Passing Yds: Regional | ![]() | Stanley | ||
Bronze Boomerang Most Completions: Regional | ![]() | Stanley | ||
Bronze Shield Most Blocks: Regional | ![]() | |||
62 | Bronze Boot Most Fouls: Regional | Dirty Pool | ||
60 | SWL All-Star | Stonetroll | ||
Silver Boot Most Fouls: Conference | ||||
Bronze Ball Most TD: Regional | Stonetroll | |||
Bronze Boot Most Fouls: Regional | Greywacke Jones | |||
59 | SWL All-Star | Buzzy Bee | ||
Silver Fist Best Blocks/Cas: Conference | Thing One | |||
Bronze Twahnlow Most SPP: Regional | Buzzy Bee | |||
Bronze Ball Most TD: Regional | Buzzy Bee | |||
Bronze Heart Most Turns: Regional | Harry 'Sunderer' Harrlson | |||
Bronze Heart Most Turns: Regional | 'Bazooka' Helbourne | |||
Bronze Arrow Most Passing Yds: Regional | Chocolate Fish | |||
Bronze Strongarm Most Yds/Cp: Regional | Chocolate Fish | |||
58 | SWL All-Star | Edward Scissortongue | ||
Silver Shield Most Blocks: Conference | Shugra the Iron Fist | |||
Bronze Knuckles Most CAS: Regional | Big Owl | |||
Bronze Shield Most Blocks: Regional | Big Owl | |||
55 | SWL All-Star | Gorgoroth the Razor Talon | ||
Bronze Knuckles Most CAS: Regional | Shugra the Iron Fist | |||
Bronze Slipper Most Rushing Yds: Regional | Gorgoroth the Razor Talon | |||
Bronze Shield Most Blocks: Regional | Shugra the Iron Fist |
Season | Player | Team | SPP | |
82 | Vilgorgun | Hаrlequins | 34SPP | |
81 | Salamoneus | Styx αnd Warpstones | 30SPP | |
80 | ![]() | Strawberry | Pugs Not Drugs | 44SPP |
79 | Stu Wilson | Amateur Professionals | 38SPP | |
78 | Stu Wilson | Amateur Professionals | 29SPP | |
77 | ![]() | Strawberry | Pugs Not Drugs | 21SPP |
76 | Salamoneus | Styx αnd Warpstones | 43SPP | |
75 | Salamoneus | Styx αnd Warpstones | 24SPP | |
![]() | Elmo | Trial o Puppies n Fluffy Candy | 24SPP | |
74 | Salamoneus | Styx αnd Warpstones | 29SPP | |
73 | Emily Snakefield | Bravado | 33SPP | |
72 | Salamoneus | Styx αnd Warpstones | 31SPP | |
71 | ![]() | Loeckin | Wildwood Windlords | 27SPP |
70 | Volos | Styx and Warpstones | 34SPP | |
69 | New Fish | Freezy Trees | 33SPP | |
68 | Ephialtes | Styx and Warpstones | 31SPP | |
67 | Tinkerbell | More Than Ballgowns | 28SPP | |
66 | Mr_Foulscumm | Madness Mountain Misery | 28SPP | |
65 | Blue Suede Shoes | High Elvis | 22SPP | |
64 | Falling in love with you | High Elvis | 28SPP | |
63 | ![]() | Morg 'n' Thorg | Morgwegian | 36SPP |
62 | Lorax | Freezy Trees | 16SPP | |
61 | Manbush | Madness Mountain Misery | 13SPP | |
Pharlap | Kiwiana Cavaliers | 13SPP | ||
60 | Stonetroll | Madness Mountain Misery | 20SPP | |
59 | Buzzy Bee | Kiwiana Cavaliers | 30SPP | |
58 | Gorgoroth the Razor Talon | Sharp Force Trauma | 20SPP |
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There is an elite group of players who have had a Thanhlow award named after them. Duskwind Strongarm is one of these players. Duskwind was the star of the Season 17 Premiership winning dark elf team Sinister Duskriders. Winner of the Golden Boomerang (Most completions) for Season XIII, XV, XVI, XVII and XVIII. Winner of the Golden Arrow (Most passing yardage) for Season XV, XVI & XVII Picked up a niggling injury on his ascension to super stardom. | |
The 4th member of the Rockarm family to play the position of Runner for The Smasher's, Kahn proved emminently capable of filling his predecessors shoes and surpassing their achievements. Needing a mere 3 games to reach the rank of Veteran(2 Skills), Kahn went on to become the fastest player The Smashers have managed to produce and was incremental in several key games. Holder of the Supremer Twahnlow Medal for Season 8. Winner of the Twahnlow Golden Fist and Golden Knuckles awards for Season 8. | |
Another player with a Twahnlow named after him, Karlis Skrastins, after all these years still holds the SWL record for most career intercepts. Although his career was sadly very short, cut down in the Premier winning season of his team Colorado Avalanche, he was able to see the start of this successful season and so recevied the coveted Premier winners ring. | |
Berzerkers don't tend to last very long in the dangerous world of the Southern Wastes League. Einarr however, was no ordinary berserker. In his 64 appearances for Norscia Bezerkers he notched up a number of records and awards. He still leads the way with most Blocks/Game of all time (though it seems records were recorded differently back then). Einarr with 56 has by far more Cas than any other player from the Isles, he is also the only SWL player with natural armour 7 to inflict more than 50 casualties - players with such little protection just don't last that long. Einarr was also the first player to achieve more than 12 casualties in a season (the first Bloody Baker's Dozen). |