(An original EP)

As of Game 7, the Thief has lived up to his name - staying out of trouble, and out of the spotlight - no missed games, no spp. Some are starting to think back on the games so far, wondering if some of his "lesser" injuries might have been faked...

Game 8: Only score, for the tie.

Game 9: And in hindsight that was clearly a mistake. No longer anonymous, he is targeted in the season opening 3-0 win and has his hip broken, -MA. Not faked.

Game 13: Despite only(!) MA 7, he scores Turn 16 against Uzkulak Pirates to send the game to OT (and eventually to a win), and becomes our own MA 7 Sneaky Git, fouling on every turn he can. Lizards have to earn their retirement.

Game 16: Big target now on his back, killed in 1:1 tie v. Amazon Isle Rangers, his fouling days over.