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Sir Loin
#3
Chosen Blocker
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
15
B
34
P
1
F
3
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Sir Loin is a foreigner from the south of Brettonia. He speaks with an outrageous accent and is frequently mocked for it by his teammates. His ugly visage, grumpy demeanor, and tendency towards flatulence made him unliked in the royal court, despite his knightly status. This led him to turn to Chaos worship of Khorne, the god of blood and slaughter, in order to find acceptance among other foul tempered individuals. Although grossly overweight, he shows an uncanny knack for being able to get out of the way when attacked. Unusual for a heavily armored knight, but this, some Chaos cultist fans say, is why he was part of the first round draft picks (that and his unwavering love of thumping people on the head), and also why Khorne bestowed upon him the coveted Most Violent Pounder (MVP) award in the team's first game.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2014-04-30
-
-
-
-
1
5
2014-06-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-08-10
-
-
-
1
-
2