For a long time known as "The man with no name", David struck fear into the hearts of all who witnessed his honda civic swerving through the streets of Falkirk. Until, one day, David made the critical error of purchasing a personalised numberplate.

Pursued by a mob intent on exacting a lifetime of parking fines and general antisocial revenge, he turned to literally his only other skill, catching balls, for which an explanation is not forthcoming.

He knows three of the four Ds of dodging, but thinks the fourth one is "David"