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Ricksy Business
Blim Blam the Korblok
#9
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
85
B
9
P
12
F
4
G
16
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
-ma, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+MA
Two Heads
"Um, first of all, hello. Uh, my name is Blim Blam the Korblok. Second of all, cards on the table, I'm a murderer that eats babies, and I came to this planet to eat babies. However, I am also carrying a highly infectious disease that I suppose you could call "Space AIDS" as you put it, and Rick did chain me up so that he could attempt to cure it. At the same time, Rick's motivation to cure my disease was not to save my life or anyone else's, but to patent and sell the cure for billions of Blemflarcks. But you know the reason why I ripped my chains out of the wall? And do you know why I'm never coming back to this planet?! BECAUSE THE TWO OF YOU ARE THE F*****g WORST! You both hate yourselves AND each other! And the idea that it has ANYTHING to do with Rick is laughable. I'd laugh but I'm biologically incapable. That's how alien I am! And even I'm sitting here listening to the two of you and being like, 'WHAT THE F***?' So good luck with your s****y marriage, and tell Rick I'm sorry he has to deal with EITHER of you. Blim Blam OUT."
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Retired after suffering a well-deserved smashed hip for the hubris of not scoring on turn seven in order to take a shot at a Beast of Nurgle.
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Retired after suffering a well-deserved smashed hip for the hubris of not scoring on turn seven in order to take a shot at a Beast of Nurgle.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2015-10-21
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-10-23
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-10-23
1
-
-
-
-
1
2015-10-24
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-10-24
1
-
-
-
-
1
2015-10-24
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-10-25
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-10-27
1
-
-
-
-
1
2015-10-29
-
1
-
-
-
3