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Nuzzling Necros
Snoring Fallacy
#2
Flesh Golem
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
360
P
-1
F
0
G
53
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
22
Td
0
Mvp
9
GPP
89
XPP
0
SPP
89
Injuries
Skills
Regeneration
Stand Firm
Thick Skull
Block
Grab
Guard
Mighty Blow
Tackle
"I need a guard at my palace. You know, the strong, stern no-nonsense type?"
The necromancer rubbed his hands together. "I can do better. How about one that doesn't need lunch breaks?". Obviously the king was sold and the Necromancer started working. It all seemed a happy story (well, if you ignore the part where body parts were recycled) but after only three days the King's new guard was returned. "I want a refund. Now!". Apparently, the Necromancer forgot about the sleeping sounds with the 'no sleep' part as the guard was snoring ALL DAY, even though he doesn't actually sleep. The Necromancer isn't one to waste a resource over such a minor flaw and sold him to Nuzzling management where he's a rather popular character on the field.
Did You Know:
Snoring Fallacy likes to take pretend naps during half time?
The necromancer rubbed his hands together. "I can do better. How about one that doesn't need lunch breaks?". Obviously the king was sold and the Necromancer started working. It all seemed a happy story (well, if you ignore the part where body parts were recycled) but after only three days the King's new guard was returned. "I want a refund. Now!". Apparently, the Necromancer forgot about the sleeping sounds with the 'no sleep' part as the guard was snoring ALL DAY, even though he doesn't actually sleep. The Necromancer isn't one to waste a resource over such a minor flaw and sold him to Nuzzling management where he's a rather popular character on the field.
Did You Know:
Snoring Fallacy likes to take pretend naps during half time?
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2018-10-23
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-
-
-
1
5
2019-04-19
-
-
-
-
1
5
2019-05-12
-
-
-
-
1
5
2019-06-22
-
-
-
-
1
5
2019-08-28
-
-
-
-
1
5
2019-09-30
-
-
-
-
1
5
2019-10-15
-
-
-
1
-
2
2020-01-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2020-01-08
-
-
-
1
-
2
2020-01-22
-
-
-
-
1
5
2020-03-15
-
-
-
1
-
2
2020-06-19
-
-
-
2
1
9
2020-07-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2020-08-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2020-08-13
-
-
-
1
-
2
2020-08-27
-
-
-
2
-
4
2020-09-27
-
-
-
-
1
5
2020-11-14
-
-
-
2
-
4
2020-11-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2020-12-27
-
-
-
2
-
4
2021-03-17
-
-
-
2
-
4
2021-03-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2021-05-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2021-07-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2021-08-17
-
-
-
1
-
2