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Tim "Happy Feet" Brown
#8
Catcher1
MA
10
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
517
B
8
P
5
F
1
G
31
Cp
4
In
1
Cs
0
Td
35
Mvp
0
GPP
111
XPP
76
SPP
187
Injuries
Skills
Catch
Dodge
+MA
+MA
Block
Side Step
Sprint
Sure Feet
| Premier | S04G01 | Origin | Drafted D04 | |||
| Draft # | 8 | Retire After | S07 | |||
| Skill | +MA | +MA | SFeet | Block | SStep | 176 |
| How | Draft | Draft | Draft | Draft | Draft | SPP |
Tim Brown's story is an all too familiar adolescent boy's tale... during his daily chores he was bitten by a rabid penguin when he was out to milk them. His family unable to afford the atrocious prices of good quality snake oil to cure his ills, they accepted a poor quality substitute open which the label would read: Includes traces of ice water, goblin blubber, hair of hairless walrus, electrum shavings, hummingbird sperm, and argyle. After repeated doses of the product, Tim began to experience violent tremors in his extremities (assured by the salesman were perfectly normal for children the boy's age even without the alleged medicine). After months of fitful sleep due to the waggling of his toes and ankles, our soon to be star player learned that tying his legs securely down to the bed would allow him a reasonable night's sleep. Upon his "recovery" Tim discovered that when attempting to walk, he would consistently walk into an object instead of to it. Eventually he learned to control the speed at which he walked, during which he felt like others were simply standing still. When interviewed he explained his greatest fear is what might happen if he tries running...
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2020-03-09
-
2
-
-
-
6
2020-03-26
-
3
1
-
-
11
2020-04-21
-
1
-
-
-
3
2020-05-15
-
2
-
-
-
6
2020-06-24
-
2
-
-
-
6
2020-06-29
-
1
-
-
-
3
2020-08-25
-
2
-
-
-
6
2020-09-03
-
2
-
-
-
6
2020-09-28
-
1
-
-
-
3
2020-11-04
-
1
-
-
-
3
2020-11-14
-
1
-
-
-
3
2020-12-24
1
3
-
-
-
10
2021-01-06
-
1
-
-
-
3
2021-01-29
-
3
-
-
-
9
2021-02-03
-
3
-
-
-
9
2021-03-08
3
1
-
-
-
6
2021-03-17
-
2
-
-
-
6
2021-03-31
-
2
-
-
-
6
2021-04-08
-
2
-
-
-
6