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Ronald Møkkspreder
#11
Peasant
MA
6
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
34
P
0
F
3
G
18
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
-st
Skills
Kick
Home: Farmen Tun Nickname: Shitter Father: Lars Mother: Susanne | Tool: Shovel Material: Wood Quest: Food | |
BIOGRAPHY
Genes and winner instinct:
As a son of a hard working farmer, this peasant has proven his worth many times.
A Squig Hopper breaking his collar bone does not affect Ronald's primary job, kicking the ball with precision, as upper body strength is optional, though preferred, for kickers.
Genes and winner instinct:
As a son of a hard working farmer, this peasant has proven his worth many times.
A Squig Hopper breaking his collar bone does not affect Ronald's primary job, kicking the ball with precision, as upper body strength is optional, though preferred, for kickers.
TROPHY ROOM
The Optuma bling bling are kept in a box, guarded by Sergeants and carried by ox.
The Optuma bling bling are kept in a box, guarded by Sergeants and carried by ox.
TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS
The merits of this farmer is pretty boring and not very long.
The merits of this farmer is pretty boring and not very long.
LEGEND
Spreading shit for a living is, though an honest way to earn a living, not the most spectacular life inspiring bard songs. But, as a working man, Ronald once worked with 44 other peasants, led by a prince under guidance of the crown prince, building a bridge to cross a stream in the forest. When they were done, the peasants could not be sure if the bridge would work both ways. All they knew was that they were very hungry.
Spreading shit for a living is, though an honest way to earn a living, not the most spectacular life inspiring bard songs. But, as a working man, Ronald once worked with 44 other peasants, led by a prince under guidance of the crown prince, building a bridge to cross a stream in the forest. When they were done, the peasants could not be sure if the bridge would work both ways. All they knew was that they were very hungry.
*** Did you know...
For this farmer the favorite part of the lullaby comes last and is the promise of everlasting life when joining the Optuma Kniggets:
This lullaby song, sung to bravest of children
by previously wives, now whimpering women
newly be-widowed, cause every man die
except for the Optuma Kniggets!
For this farmer the favorite part of the lullaby comes last and is the promise of everlasting life when joining the Optuma Kniggets:
This lullaby song, sung to bravest of children
by previously wives, now whimpering women
newly be-widowed, cause every man die
except for the Optuma Kniggets!
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Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2020-04-05
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-
-
1
-
2
2020-04-06
-
-
-
-
1
5
2020-04-06
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1
-
2